I. Staff Infections and other Ministerial Mishaps

Cake Bake-Off Mishap
Shake Legs
Other Virgin Births?
Must I Go Empty-Handed
The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman and the Preacher
A Misunderstood Christmas Pageant
Gladly, the Cross-eyed Bear
A Strange Video
Pie in the Gravy
More than I Wanted to See
You Pray While We Dig through the Trash
Please Remove the Disturbance
That Could Have Been Me
Stop Praying for You
I Live It up, Lord
My New Year’s Revolution
Let’s Play Together
Preach it, Brother
That Deacon Won’t Pray
Save the Preacher from Fallout
Who Needs to Catch up?
Don’t Forget the Preacher
Do You Know Something I don’t?
OOPS! Wrong Words

II. Members’ Mishaps

A Heart Castration
Stay Out of Crowds
Okey-Dokey
A Strange Mission Service
Keep Practicing
Don’t Ask Her to Bring Tea
Head under a Bush Hog
I Won’t Drink out of a Bottle
Outhouse Thieves
The Gift of Hair
Three Will Sing a Duet
The Age of ‘Despisibility’
Just Forget My Request
Kodak Moments
What Can I Do for You?
A Quiet Time with the Lord
I Don’t Want Him There
Punk and the Shark
Sic Him, Brother
The Lint Picker
A Split Spiritual Personality
A Tithe that Wasn’t

III. ‘Unholy’ Ordinances and Other Crazy

Ceremonies
Did You Have to Pay for It?
Just a Bite of Bread
Ordination Gone Bad
A Feather Tickled my ‘Funny Bone’
A Dog, a Wedding, and a Preacher’s Wife
A Bizarre Funeral
A Spring-Loaded Cross
Lost Her Head

IV. ‘Unclothed’ in Righteousness

Mooning the Congregation
40 lbs. of the Best
I Didn’t Know You with Your Clothes On
Thankful for His Birthday Suit
Ragged Can-Cans
Lose the Pants; Save the Songbook
Your Coat’s on the Floor

V. Kids’ ‘Kapers’

Don’t Let Her Say the Blessing
Plenty of Ammunition
Everybody Else is Sleeping
Rest on the Lord’s Day
Falling Short of the Glory of God
Mommy Doesn’t Like the Music
If She Doesn’t Know by Now
Just Talking to God
I’ll Ask God for You
Who Would You Hold on to?
The Dog with no Self-Control
Do You Want to Die?
I Know Why He is so Mean
Vacation Testimony
How’s Your Preacher?
Guess What, Momma; Daddy Prayed Today
Could I Have Your Peeling?
What a Beautiful Day!
A New National Anthem
Embarrassed Preacher’s Wife
Thankful for the Beau-ti-ful Flowers
Okay to Commit Adultery?
I Hate My Fish
What Sin Really Is
I’ll Raise Both
I’ll Take a Beer
I Will not be ‘Afred’
VI. Family Foul-ups
Blessing Delivered by the Devil
Not a Whisper
No Virgins in our Church
No Baby Jesus
Don’t Hug Me, You Pervert
An ‘Almost’ Baptistry Striptease
I Think You Killed Granny
‘Hot as Hell’ Salsa
Beep Beep
Out of Context
Don’t Lose Heart
Our Preacher Hasn’t Wet His Pants
Preacher’s Wife Flambé
A Liquor Problem